Zoo Oppo

Kinja'd!!! "SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman" (dasborgen)
02/13/2016 at 13:54 • Filed to: None

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A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It’s a shitzu.

A motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual Norse monarchs: the bikings.


DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! Sam > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/13/2016 at 14:09

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Zoos are subsidized by national and state governments. This is still FAR too political for Oppo.


Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Sam
02/13/2016 at 14:11

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Kinja'd!!! Hot Takes Salesman > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/13/2016 at 14:17

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Also, the Shi’Zu proves that God speaks English. Such a pile of crap animal with the name that is literally pronounced “shit” cannot possibly be a coincidence.


Kinja'd!!! Hot Takes Salesman > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/13/2016 at 15:28

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I was not prepared for this. This was not in my contract, and frankly, I'm horrified.


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/13/2016 at 15:59

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Why? Why did I laugh at that?


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Hot Takes Salesman
02/13/2016 at 16:03

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Any Dog under 50 pounds is basically a Cat. And Cats are pointless.


Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Birddog
02/13/2016 at 16:17

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Because Racecar